brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

a customer once asked me to void his transaction and then got angry at me when I cancelled his order.

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this deserves waay more notes

good god

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Living lonely in secrets,

I raise my hand and I question the normal.”

"Tell me, do I offend you?

'Cause I don't want to fit into your world,
Into your heart. 
I hope I scare you and I…

I’ve tried that, I’ve tried that before.
I can’t go on as something I am not.”

have had this album on repeat since i’ve gotten it… and i’ve gotta say, chiodos did everything absolutely right in terms of making a comeback album. nothing flashy, sticking to what they do best and conglomerating all their past experiences and simply… progressing and pushing their sound even further! the music to me definitely invokes the the beauty of the recklessness and macabre thats been laid dormant in my own mind since… well, since growing up i guess? haha. definitely an exceptional album, and a definite welcome return for the band.


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"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
Mark Twain 

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christopher-ryan mckenney: surreal photography

These are so scary I fucking love them omg

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Part 2 of my favourite text posts

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